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Spongebob has had many weird moments. I mean SquareBob (Not in order)

1. OVERTIME?!

Overtime is also known as "Spongebob with his Teeth in a square like HE should be".

How OVERTIME?! Happened (Note: all of these are made up. IDK if they're from the real episode

SpongePants was walking along when he saw a late nigh soccer game Patrick was watching. Squarebob joined in, and the two W00T W00T W00Ted for different teams. At the end, both were tied, and Gary needed feeding. So the announcer said,"This game is going into overtime!"

And that's how overtime started.

2. TOO MUCH SAUCE!!

In TOO MUCH SAUCE!! Spongepants makes a dried up prune face and goes, "EH, EH, EH, EH (repeat this OVER 9000!!!! times.

How TOO MUCH SAUCE!! Came to be.

Squarebob accidently poured TOO MUCH SAUCE!! on a customer's Krabby Patty, and he died. The court sued Plankton, the new owner, and Spongepants hypervenilated and went crazy.

3. You Like Krabby Patties, Don't you Squidward?

Squarebob's realization Squidward LOVES Krabby Patties.

How that above this came to be.

Spongepants had been mopping the floor all night and day, so he decided to go to the patty vault and snack but to find Squidward had eaten half the room. Then...THE IMFAMOUS PHRASE! "You like KRABBY PATTIES, don't you Squidward?" Squidward also went to the hospital.

4. Who You Callin' Pinhead? (by Patty Fatty AKA Patrick)

Well...who?

How that happened

Patty Fatty was thinking about a dancing potatio chip, and randomly murmured, "Who You Callin' Pinhead?"

5. I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT!!!!!!!!! (Mrs. FatFace DUHdah I mean Puff

Someone's acting naugthy....

How butt came to (no no not be again....) BE! HAH!

SpongePants was acting bad, so Mrs Poof decided it was time for (this part contains pure maturity) sexual haressment. I don't care if I spelled it wrong, how many things have a spelled RIGHT?!)

6. (Patty) I love You (in other words..OMG!!)

Patrick sells poop to a wonderful customer.

How I LUV U Came to be. :P

Patrick came out of the closet.

7. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?! (Fatty)

Patrick finds strange eyes staring back at him after going shopping.

How this happened

I just explained.

8. EYELASHES!

EYELASHES!

How EYELASHES! Came to be

Squarebob was mad at Squiddy, so he yelled at him. Spongepants wanted to make it up to him, so he made a whole sweater out of EYELASHES!

9. Is Mayonnaise an Instrument? (This should be known to everyone)

Patrick and his mayonnaise. You know, I'm not gonna put an explaination on this one cause it is FLAT AND SIMPLE.

10. Patrick's Poem (aka BEST POEM EVAR)

Roses are blue

Violets are red

I have to go to the bathroom

  • NOM*

11. Squiddy's Interrupted Bath

"Don't those Neanterthals know I'm spoiling myself? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

How WAAAHHH!!! Came to be

Spongebob apparently came out of the closet too, so he AND Patrick snuck up on Squidward in an unsuspecting moment.

12. The Ordinary Krabby Patty

Apparently it was(n't)

How this delectable monster happened

Well, it all started when McDonald's began selling hamburgers-I mean since Spongepants was still in the hospital, Squidward, who had made a full recovery (maybe) took to the matter to help his pee-I mean yellow friend. Unfortunately, with no experience whatsoever, Squiddy cooked up the most HORRIBLE Krabby Patty Evar. He handed it to the customer, and the customer yelled to the new manager, Plankton, to take a look at it. And now the riveting discussion:

C: "Do you think this is funny?"

P: "In the cosmic sort of way yes."

C: "Well Mr Funny Man, is this how you get your sick kicks? (shows Plankton Krabby Patty)"

P: "Wut? It;s just an ordinary Krabby (takes a good look) OH MAH GOODNESS!!! SQUIDWARD!!!!"

13. SOILED IT! (The riveting sequel to TOO MUCH SAUCE!!)

Squarebob soiled it.

How he soiled it

Spongepants found out he had soiled the Krusty Krab name. SOILED IT! (repeat OVER 9000!!!! times)

Wait, I got it right! Saaaawwweeeeettt!!!!

14. The Ugly Barnacle/You

Patty Fatty's story goes wrong. Victim, aka Squarebob Spongepants, said,"THAT DIDN'T HELP AT ALL!!"

How?

Once Spongepants needed conforting. Patrick told this dramatic story millions would remember....

P: It's called the Ugly Barnacle

S: (twinkly eyes)

P: Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was SO ugly, that everyone died.

S: THAT DIDN'T HELP AT ALL!!!

15. Be ASERTIVE!

NOT INSERTIVE!

How Spongepants Inserted this Article into this Wiki

One day, Plank2000 and Squarebob were hanging out at the beach, ya know, surfing, eating ice cream, yeah. Then, there was an ECLIPSE TO SPONGEPANT'S SIGHT!! A GIANT BLUE FISH LAID HIS TRUNK ON SQUAREBOB!!!!!! Plank2000 wanted to take ova the world, so he told Spongepants, "Be ASERTIVE!" Unfortunately, with the attention span of Goldy, Squarebob thought it was "insertive" and stuck his finger in that fishy's pocket.

WARNING: THE NEXT SENTENCE CONTAINS PURE MATURITY

This scene can sexually arouse people. I TOLD YOU YOU NEED TO BE MATURE!

NOW THIS REALLY CONTAINS MATURITY TO SEE CENSORED WORDS (if you can't see them, scram)

Every Spongepants fan needs to know...THE SWEARS OF THE SEA.

Load of Barnacles: BS

Scallops: It sounds like "ship"

Leotard: Ret#$&

Fish Paste: F***

Fiddlesticks: MF

Tarter Sauce: Son of a Gun (explicit version)

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